הקונסרבטוריון הוירטואלי

[God]

*את כל הכתוב למטה יש לקרוא במבטא של סבא אמריקאי זקן*

well, ye all kids, gather round and let me share some wisdom of the ages with you.
,you know, when i was young things wernt all like they are today! we didnt have fancy things like microwaves, or big screen tv, or even them self playing music thingies youall have today... no no, pass me my teeth jimme, and ill tell you a story about them old days that will rattle your snakes loose...


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